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You are a tectonic creep - raise your hands if you beep beep beep

Posted: Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 5:06 pm in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Of all the bands in the Lull stable (hey, I mean, we DO eat out of feed-bags and poop on the ground) I think that none have captured the spirit of sheer, flippant, radiant, corrosive and annoying joy quite so much as the Perpetual Elvis Machine, a group composed of moi and moi’s dear compatriot, […]

KaFalb

Posted: Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 4:46 pm in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Hey gang, I invented me one of them newfangled concepts. Hang on while I explains it:
So lately I’ve been practicing with this band the Broken Hearts, which is nice, because for once I’m in a band I didn’t have any hand in creating and am thus freed from the insidious pressure of being the […]

Please ignore this.

Posted: Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 10:12 am in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Well, you don’t have to, but I’m abusing the format to upload something I wanted to post on the message board of my brother’s band, The Promiscuous Robots. Apparently I need a URL, I can’t just upload a damn image. You know, they’re not making it easy; this will be the first fan […]

Can You Disband a One-Man Band?

Posted: Monday, September 25th, 2006 @ 2:57 pm in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

For our lesson today, class, we shall turn to the chapter of one of the stranger bands in the Lull roster, the Dead Penguin Orchestra.
The Dead Penguin Orchestra was composed entirely of me. It began as an “opening act” for the Amish Playboys, probably at a Butterfly Lounge show. The first and for […]

The Amish Playboys, masters of stage and screen

Posted: Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 9:02 am in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Well, fellows and fellowessess, I know I haven’t been posting anything, mainly because I’m lazy and I hate everyone, but also I was having a hard time thinking of where to start. So, like they say in the porno movies, begin at the beginning. So that will be the thing that I do.
Of […]

Sippin’ on Soviet vodka, sadly devoid of juice

Posted: Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 6:47 pm in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Greetings friends and countrymen, this is Grey Matter Kimmie, Josh Rhodes, the (un)officialish scholar of the Boont Dusties. It is to me that even the mighty Garrett Kelly goes for analysis about the significance of our precious and precarious tribal council.
That’s mainly bullshit, but it does remind me of how often when I speak […]