Review # 84: My trip to Fred Meyer
I was running errands this morning, feeding my friend’s cat, washing bird shit off my car, etc., and decided to stop by Fred Meyer. I need a new wallet and a lamp fpr my room. The overhead light is too bright at, say, 2 am when I just want to read. They didn’t have anything i liked in either category, excepy this lamp that was shaped like a monkey holding a lantern, but it was like 60 bucks. I decided to keep shopping, since I was there.
When I checked out I looked at what I bought: A steak, some marinade, a sack of potatoes, a bottle of champaigne and a copy of Scrabble. I thought “This looks like I have what would be a really great date.” But I didn’t have a date and it made me a little sad. But I finally had my own Scrabble, wich I’ve been wanting for a couple of years.
When I got home I put the steak in the marinade and noticed something odd. You know those rectangular stickers that are magnetized to set off alarms when you steal them? The STEAK had one in the wrapper! yeah, it was a $10.98/lb steak, so it makes sense, but I was a bit suprised.