INKSTAND

I’m assuming Stephanie bought a motorcycle today. There’s a junky little thing in the parking lot and this helmet was on the couch when I got home from work tonight. She’s not here so I can’t ask her. It might not be hers.
I like the sleek blue color, but her head’s a lot smaller than mine, so it doesn’t really fit. I squishes my cheeks. As far as protection goes, I’m sure as hell not going to be the one who finds out if it will keep someone’s brain inside their skull.

Note: Steph came home and , yeah, it’s hers. She loves it. She says its 90 ccs so it can get up to 50 mph. And I guess it’s not “junky”. I have no idea…

Jesus, christ! What’s a guy got to do to get some rain around here!?!

I don’t know why it’s called an adult energy drink. I though it was alcoholic at first (it’s not), wich was amusing because it had the Superman logo on it. I guess they just don’t want little kids drinking it because it’s incredibly bad for you, but has the Superman logo on it. God, marketing people can be stupid sometimes.
It tastes like all the others, it costs the same as all the others and odds are, it works just like all the others. Poorly. It’ll be hard to tell because I’m drinking it between two bottles of champaigne.

Okay, I got it for free, but I went to use it today and when I plugged it in the light went on just fine. By the time I had put the picture I wanted to scan it, the cock sucking piece of shit just died. SON OF A BITCH!!!! (breathe, phil…calm down…) Now I put my hot pizza on it to cool.

I played this on an emulator, and it was not translated. I have no idea what it’s about. I once heard that mushrooms were legal in Japan. I’ve always seen evidence to support that fact and this game is no exception. Its a side-scroller, and it seems easy enough. I just haven’t played very many video games (compared to “gamers”) so I get all frustrated and quit.

The room is supposed to look like that

If you enjoy horror movies, video games, eating, shitting, sleeping, or breathing in and out don’t watch this movie.

I don’t know anything about Oktoberfest, except it’s about beer. This beer is good. Beer is good. Oktoberfest must be good.

This is the kind of movie that makes kids stupid. It sells them short and makes them the insufferable little brats they are.
I don’t know why I was thinking of this movie today, but I was. My best friend and I rented it about two years ago and…*sigh* It was a long ass commercial for Coke. I remeber thinking this when I first saw it and I must have been 7 or 8 years old. The only thing that keeps them alive is Coke? And apparently Skittles. I guess it’s a good thing these aliens don’t have any teeth. These are the ugliest things…I can’t belive this is the best the producers could come up with. God, his face looks like a nutsack/ass cheek combo. The movie must’ve been made in real a hurry.

My favorite part of this disaster is the dance scene at the McDonalds. There are kids dancing in the parking lot even before the little bastard shows up! I was really hoping that I could find the clip on Youtube, but I had no luck. Maybe I’ll make Stephanie use her NetFlix account and I’ll post it myslef.

Still photo, not playable!


About three years ago, my friends Jake and Garrett had this idea to make a movie about saving my life. From what? I don’t know, severe depression? Odd, since both were also susceptible to such emotions. I just watched the rough edit and I have to say it’s great. It’s more about our friends lives when we all lived in Arcata, CA. I promised Garrett I wouldn’t show it to anyone else yet. I’m giving him input and hopefully it’ll be done soon. I’ll keep you posted.

I was just drawing with this pen for a t-shirt design (if said shirts ever materialize my blog readers will be the first to hear about it) and recalled that they have been around for as long as I can remember. I can’t belive they have not become obsolete as many wonderful things have. They are also brilliant. I could never have gotten such a clean image with a pencil, because the tip always dulls, or a pen, because I can’t erase the sketchy marks. Yes, it’s still sketchy but very clean compared to what I would have had using one of those other writing instruments.