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These things are horrendous. Not only do they block aisles of grocery stores and take up the entire sidewalk, they hold not one, but two screaming maggots who will grow up into people that I hate. The only people who should have these are people who have twins. If your child is not old enough to efficiently walk on it’s own, don’t go popping out another one. You have a good stretch of at least twenty years to have healthy babies, why have them so close together? Because it’s easier for your career? Great, you’re selfish AND a baby factory.
ahh…maybe I’m just jealous becaue the existence of babies supports a rumor I keep hearing that people actually have sex.

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