INKSTAND

-Long
-Round
-Nutty
-Suprise at the end
-Close enough.

So today at work a customer gave my buddy Nate a bit of pot as a gift of some sort. Nate is straight-edge, the coolest straight edge kid I know, but since he’s the only one I can geek out about comics with, that’s not saying much. Since he knows I like to smoke the marijuana, he gave it to me. I told him I loved him.
I don’t go looking for pot. I never buy it. But when it comes my way I don’t turn it down. And unless I’m at a party and have been drinking, I can only get high by myself. Some social paranoia thing, I don’t know. So now, hopefully PBS will air Red Dwarf and not try to raise any money for their free programming like they did last week*, and I will get to eat my fat steak, stoned and with beer. As to how good the pot is, I probably won’t report on that because it all kind of feels the same to me.
*Red Dwarf was NOT on again!!! It was a fucking Cream concert. Thanks, you old fossils.

Note from Inkstand: I promise that after this post I will stop using this forum to talk about myself, but start reviewing actual things again…in addition to talking about myself.

So. I tried not to drink for two weeks, thinking I had a drinking problem. Here’s where that logic fails: I am prone to over-reacting on account of I am a drama queen. So now that I’ve slapped that little bitch (me) with three days of solid reality I decided to fuck it. I knew this would be difficult. I have what freudians would call an oral fixation. I have to keep puting things in my mouth. Seeing as how I am single this would pose a problem. I might’ve just ate a bunch and become the round faced anti-social shut in I was in high school. I have started smoking a lot more, but the cigs don’t make me feel as sick as when I was drinking all the time.
It’s like the episode of South Park where Randy thinks he’s an alcoholic. Stan tries to tell him that he likes to drink beer so he should, just not so much. Ahh, from the mouths of babes crudley voiced by annoying yet clever adults. I just need to not drink so much if I’m depressed or escaping problems. That’s when I need to turn to the ganja weed. Speaking of which, let’s move on to the next review.

Damn, that’s good.