Review #240: D-War (Dragon Wars)
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008So I never make “best of” lists at the end of the year because I don’t remember what came out when. I will say now, however, that this is the best movie of 2007. If you read the reviews on IMDB, you will see that nearly everyone thinks it’s terrible. In fact there are so many reviews that I’m sure people felt it was their duty to speak out against it. It’s true, the movie is chock full of bad acting, cliches and run-of-the-mill CG (which some people thought was good), but I think what is resposible for it being terrible also makes it terribly interesting. It’s a movie in english starring American actors but it was made for a South Koeran audience. That’s why the dialogue sounds like a program on Nick Jr. It’s slow and clear because it’s intended for an audience who’s primary language isn’t english.
The story’s not very complicated but when the back story was being told there were so many times i tuned out. Even the kid hearing the story kept saying “What do you mean?”
In a nutshell…Good serpants and bad serpants want the soul of this reincarnated chick to become big dragons. The bad one will destroy the world if he gets it. The bad one also has an army of magic dudes and huge lizards with lazers on their backs and flying mini-dragons and stuff. And while the bad dragon is so very prepared, the good dragon shows up at the end. What was he doing all this time? What a lazy good dragon. Or imoogo or whatever they call it in the film.
The battle scenes are pretty cool. Shit gets fucked up and you can tell by the way the crowds run and scream that this was made by an asian director.
I was writing Review #237 while watching this movie, so I didn’t pay real close attention. What I did notice is that after a lot of build up (and shooting guns) the final fight scene delivers nice clear shots of the lycanthropes duking it out. Unlike a certain Alien Vs. Preadator sequel I recently saw.
Jeremy finally made the gnocchi he’s been talking about. I video recorded most of the making of it but of course when the final steps happened and dinner was being prepared, I made the bone head move of taking a shower rather than getting the finished result on video. Boo me.
I haven’t heard an entire Imperial Teen album before this, but I have heard three earlier singles. I enjoyed each one a lot, so when Jeremy’s friend Derek said they had put out a new album this year I thought I’d check it out. I had been wanting to get some new music lately so this was a good lead. The album isn’t as good as the singles I heard before, but it still has it’s merits. It’s clear that the rockers are aging and it is reflected in some of their lyrics. The tunes are good and make me want to dance, but not rock out like the others. So here, listen to these older songs instead. Although the band might have never achieved super stardom because they don’t have a knack for making videos.