Review # 279: Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky
I’m not a huge jerky fan, it’s too tough for my taste. I like it when it’s all soft and moist, almost to the point where it’s no longer considered jerky. Nonetheless, I had to try Jeff Foxworthy’s Jerky because I figured the gimmick would justify it, especially if I reviewed it. It automatically gets a point for being less expensive than the other jerky at my store. Aside from that, it’s pretty good jerky. It’s not too dry but still gives my poor, wussy teeth a workout. It tastes pretty good and I enjoy chewing on it. I don’t think I’ll ever get it again since I don’t generally buy jerky.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
its too bad I can’t travel back in time and pitch this idea to jeff foxworthy back in his “you might be a redneck if…” days of yore….only because I think this bag is lacking the obvious and disturbing tie in….knowing that I am purchasing the Big tender taste of Jeff foxworthy is also somewhat weird.
More importantly I would want to travel back in time, to be the one to pitch this idea just so i could get in close striking range of jeff foxworthy….then i would give him a black eye
then i would eat the jerky of the future, because I would be in the past….
then i would locate my other me and see what would really happen if we ran into each other.
I might also run into the other you and give you a bag full of booze, porn, and money for other me and other you to enjoy….id also like to bring a sports alamnac from 2008. but i would probably lose it to 1996 Biff who would then take it to young Biff using my mode of time travel while I was enjoying a delicious cup of coffee, and being present me, scoffing at the people at cafe la scala…Past Biff would then use it to build an empire….by the time i travel back to what I thought would be my current time.
Should this happen I will have to remind you of this quote
“I don’t think I’ll ever get it again since I don’t generally buy jerky.”
Are you insane? Buy more jerky…its delicious
February 6th, 2009 at 1:35 am
maybe i will. maybe i will…
When I have jerky I usually think of you…mostly trying to get that big sheet of jerky off of your windshield with the wipers in Concord that one time. We were looking for a video game store, for a DDR pad or something? I think?