Comments on: Review # 279: Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky http://www.boontdusties.com/inkstand/2009/01/29/review-279-jeff-foxworthy-beef-jerky/ Second to Last In Line Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:46:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: inkstand http://www.boontdusties.com/inkstand/2009/01/29/review-279-jeff-foxworthy-beef-jerky/#comment-9121 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:35:04 +0000 http://www.boontdusties.com/inkstand/2009/01/29/review-279-jeff-foxworthy-beef-jerky/#comment-9121 maybe i will. maybe i will... When I have jerky I usually think of you...mostly trying to get that big sheet of jerky off of your windshield with the wipers in Concord that one time. We were looking for a video game store, for a DDR pad or something? I think? maybe i will. maybe i will…
When I have jerky I usually think of you…mostly trying to get that big sheet of jerky off of your windshield with the wipers in Concord that one time. We were looking for a video game store, for a DDR pad or something? I think?

]]> by: the ponsk http://www.boontdusties.com/inkstand/2009/01/29/review-279-jeff-foxworthy-beef-jerky/#comment-9106 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:59:54 +0000 http://www.boontdusties.com/inkstand/2009/01/29/review-279-jeff-foxworthy-beef-jerky/#comment-9106 its too bad I can't travel back in time and pitch this idea to jeff foxworthy back in his "you might be a redneck if..." days of yore....only because I think this bag is lacking the obvious and disturbing tie in....knowing that I am purchasing the Big tender taste of Jeff foxworthy is also somewhat weird. More importantly I would want to travel back in time, to be the one to pitch this idea just so i could get in close striking range of jeff foxworthy....then i would give him a black eye then i would eat the jerky of the future, because I would be in the past.... then i would locate my other me and see what would really happen if we ran into each other. I might also run into the other you and give you a bag full of booze, porn, and money for other me and other you to enjoy....id also like to bring a sports alamnac from 2008. but i would probably lose it to 1996 Biff who would then take it to young Biff using my mode of time travel while I was enjoying a delicious cup of coffee, and being present me, scoffing at the people at cafe la scala...Past Biff would then use it to build an empire....by the time i travel back to what I thought would be my current time. Should this happen I will have to remind you of this quote "I don’t think I’ll ever get it again since I don’t generally buy jerky." Are you insane? Buy more jerky...its delicious its too bad I can’t travel back in time and pitch this idea to jeff foxworthy back in his “you might be a redneck if…” days of yore….only because I think this bag is lacking the obvious and disturbing tie in….knowing that I am purchasing the Big tender taste of Jeff foxworthy is also somewhat weird.

More importantly I would want to travel back in time, to be the one to pitch this idea just so i could get in close striking range of jeff foxworthy….then i would give him a black eye

then i would eat the jerky of the future, because I would be in the past….
then i would locate my other me and see what would really happen if we ran into each other.

I might also run into the other you and give you a bag full of booze, porn, and money for other me and other you to enjoy….id also like to bring a sports alamnac from 2008. but i would probably lose it to 1996 Biff who would then take it to young Biff using my mode of time travel while I was enjoying a delicious cup of coffee, and being present me, scoffing at the people at cafe la scala…Past Biff would then use it to build an empire….by the time i travel back to what I thought would be my current time.

Should this happen I will have to remind you of this quote
“I don’t think I’ll ever get it again since I don’t generally buy jerky.”

Are you insane? Buy more jerky…its delicious

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