Archive for the 'i hate technology' Category

Review # 112: This HP scanner

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Okay, I got it for free, but I went to use it today and when I plugged it in the light went on just fine. By the time I had put the picture I wanted to scan it, the cock sucking piece of shit just died. SON OF A BITCH!!!! (breathe, phil…calm down…) Now I put my hot pizza on it to cool.

Review#110: Stay Alive (2006)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006


If you enjoy horror movies, video games, eating, shitting, sleeping, or breathing in and out don’t watch this movie.

Review #105: Cell phones

Sunday, September 17th, 2006


I thought of this review at work today, forgetting that my last review was phone related. Must be something in the air today.
Cell phones have not only created a means for people to get distracted while driving, as well as annoy others in public, they also give people a new excuse to stop working all together.

Review#104: Talking on the Phone

Sunday, September 17th, 2006


I’m often asked by friends and relatives, “Why haven’t you called me in a while?” I’ve even had a good friend get extremley angry at me because I haven’t been returning messages of his (that I never got). Anyway, I know now why I don’t call these people. I absolutley hate talking on the phone. Anything longer than a few minutes, and I start getting anxious, banging on things, rolling my eyes, not paying attention to what they’re saying. It’s just…blech. My mom goes on about what’s happening with the family, a lot I’ve heard already. My best friend is a master at spewing out incoherent nonsense and yelling at me when I don’t respond, sometimes lasting for hours.
Maybe if I wrote them all more letters, I wouldn’t have to call them.

Review#102: JVC cheap-o camcorder

Friday, September 15th, 2006

I bought a DV camcorder today because I had a little extra money. Naturaly a “little extra” means I can afford the bottom of the line. No prob, I’m easy to please. The problem lies in the fact that i need a firewire port on my PC to edit videos, but I don’t have one. Stephanie has a Macbook wich has a dv port standard, so I can just use hers until I get one to install.
The still image camera is better than the one I’ve been using (also extremley cheap) in both lighting and focus, but as far as resolution goes, it kind of sucks (see Hawkman photos in Review #101). I’m pleased with the purchase overall. I’ve wanted a camcorder ever since I let my brother take my VHS-C to Mexico and I never saw it again.
Interestingly, I’m going to take a picture of this with my older camera.

review # 20: Free internet

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

You may not always be in range of a signal, but when you are, it’s really nice. Needless to say it is especially hard when you have a desktop.