Archive for the 'TV' Category

Review# 85: The new actor playing Chris on Passions

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Yes, I watch a couple soap operas, but no, I don’t think anyone on any of them is “hot.” However, a new actor has replaced one of the characters on Passions and I have to say he is reasonably cute. He’s a decent actor and is also able to emulate that awful fucking accent the other guy had. I don’t even know where he’s supposed to be from…England, Australia? who the hell knows? The problem is that the Passions website says nothing about a new actor so this may just be temporary.


Review #51: Interactive Male phone ads

Friday, June 30th, 2006


One of my earliest reviews was for the phone sex ads they show on network tv, and I rated them rather well. However, the one exeption are the ones aimed at me. Honestly the thought of touching one of these guys makes me want to ralph, blow chunks, hurl. I’m wierd, I guess.

review #35: History Channel’s True Crime Authors: Helter Skelter and Vincent Bugliosi

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Note: If you thought there was a review of pot here before, you were probably high.

I find serial killers interesting. Perhaps it’s because they are a factor that is just randomly floating about the world. Odds are, you and I WON’T be killed by a serial killer, but the fact that it is a real possibility, just like getting in a car crash, is intriguing. So I watched this History Channel show I got from the library about Vincent Bugliosi, the prosecutor in the Charles Manson case and author of Helter Skelter, the true crime book about the murders.
The show was only an hour long so I didn’t expect it to get too in-depth which it didn’t, but it touched on all the important aspects and interested me enough to see the movie Helter Skelter. If I wasn’t so lazy I’d say I’d read the book, but…
There were some real photos of the crimes which I think were made a bit fuzzy to hide the gore, and some re-enacted photos that were seemingly historically accurate. The actors in some dramatic re-enactments were funny, especially Charlie on acid.
If I had cable I would probably watch this show, which showcases different true crime writers, if nothing else was on.

Review #8: A South Park commercial

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

It had Stan wearing these pilot goggles saying “please let me do this one thing just this once” and the Randy yells and smashes his head into a china cabinet. Good stuff.

Review #7: Random episode of “Girlfriends” on UPN

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006


Since I don’t have cable I watch TV with the bunny ears. South Park comes on at eleven, then comes Drew Carry, Becker, Cosby, then by 2:00, Girlfriends is on. This show is syndicated now, that’s how I watch it, but I didn’t know it was still in primetime. Apparnetly it is.
So these two friends are fighting, something horrible happens to one of them, and they build up to them forgiving each other. At first they make light of the suffering of the one, but then get really melodramatic at the end, with a church and a choir and a big if-you-cant-forgive-me-maybe-jesus-will deal. This show is a soap opera with a laugh track.
Will I watch it again?…as long as I’m staying up until 3 am.

Review#2:Network-station phone sex ads

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

I can’t go into it right now, but they get, like, ten stars. Now an infomercial about depression is on…stay tuned….