INKSTAND

It’s a blog, and a very good one at that. It makes me think of the days when you would go to someone’s Geocities page and they would have a shitload of images on there, taking forever to load. It was only a 14k modem for crying out loud! Jump to the future! Someone can put up galleries upon galleries of images that load in seconds! Super Underwear Perverts takes full advantage of this modern miracle to give us galleries upon galleries of sexy dude pics with an occasional superhero theme.

I don’t know if it’s the frequency of the posts, the number of images in them, the fun categories, or what but I highly enjoy seeing what’s new everyday. The labels include comic related things like “Mirror Master” and “Super Villain” as well as other things like “Spandex” and, my favorite, “Beer.” It’s an obeisance to alcohol’s ability to make straight dudes get it on with other dudes in some capacity or another.
As you scroll down the page of nerdy, weird but mostly sexy pictures, the sidebar has a ton of covers from comics, graphic novels and trade paperbacks as well as some pretty gay books. Now that I’ve enticed you and gotten you to red my review, you should go here and take a gander. If you like dudes ,then you’ll enjoy it. If you like comics you’ll enjoy it even more.

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It’s way too easy for spam to get through. Luckily I get to moderate them all in case a real person comments on a post. Just now I approved one from a real live person and for the first time ever…*poof* it was gone. Just vanished. I’m going to have to be careful from now on. Boo, Wordpress!
Sorry, Tennille.

This blog has been reviewing a random assortment of things since February 2006. The majority have been about beer and/or alcohol, but as of this writing that category is tied with movies. There are often attempts at humor, but whether or not these attempts are humorous, or even jokes, is usually open to interpretation. At times the author strays from his main objective and uses the review format as a forum to express things that have happened in his life. Content of this sort tends to fluxuate and has been minimized as of late, with concentration lying on actual reviewing.
The reviews themselves are rarley helpful. Descriptions of what is being reviewed are limited to the points the author wants to make about them. They are often for products that are not new or movies that have been seen and/or reviewed by countless others.
This site, as a whole, is in fact the best site on the internet and word about it should spread like wildfire until the author gets his own television program.

Man, this guy does reviews right. Ok, I haven’t seen his other reviews, but this one is not only dead-on, but he backs up all his points and is more than satisfactorily informed of the subject he’s reviewing.
When the review starts, he goes off on foul-mouthed rants that express his distaste for the movie. After this subsides he clearly and knowledgably dissects the Ninja Turtles phenomenon keeping in step with a build-up to third movie. His description of that late 80’s/ early 90’s marketing bonanza is plainly put, so that people who weren’t in the thick of it (like I was) could still follow the progression.
He then spends the bulk of the second video reviewing the actual TMNT3 movie, and does so brilliantly. His take on it was pretty much the one I had, but at the time I didn’t care enough about the franchise anymore to get upset about it (which is odd, because he’s like a year older than me). In fact there is only one tiny flaw i saw in his review: I don’t think they intended that rat to be splinter’s ancestor, but rather intended a lame joke as a transition between scenes.
My favorite line has to be “This movie sucks so much fucking suck that it fucks.” Also, he’s actually reasonably attractive, especially when he’s getting really mad (see end of part2) or drinking Rolling Rock!
I just saw that he reviewed Friday the 13th for the NES. Im gonna watch that now.

I’m in a couple of myspace groups where we talk about how nerdy we are, how cool Star Trek and comics are, and how we’re all homos. In one of those groups a fellow member noticed that his posts weren’t posting. He somehow found that they were being re-routed here. I’m pretty sure this is the longest thread that any Myspace message board has. It’s not in any sort of group and it seems like random posts from all over are just thrown in here.
As you might imagine, it’s uproariously funny to read through these very out-of-context posts, especially if the following post is in stark contrast. Behold:

I like Kit Kats a whole bunch but, like most candy bars, the variations on the flavor didn’t go over so well. Reese’s peanut butter cups seem to by trying a lot of combinations latley as well, putting dark chocolate, caramel, marshmallows, etc in their candy. The problem I have with the inclusion of caramel in these variations is that it’s too thin, like a gel toothpaste. If you like bombarding your mouth with refined sugar, you might like this one, along with the marshmallow Take 5 bar. I like the original Take 5 bar, I think the caramel is a little more solid in that one. The runny caramel reminds me of a Carmelo wich burned my throat the last time I had one.
What I really want to try is the Blood Orange flavor Kit Kat. I found that while looking for an image for this post. Check out this blog that had a rather long list of different and interesting Kit Kat flavors. The Kit Kat I had was one of those big ones, like the first image on that page. I also saw a berry flavored one they are selling in the UK. I’m jealous.

It kind sucks.The network I was stealing a signal from in my new place has dissapeared. Maybe I was reducing the bandwidth a little too much. I’ll have to call to set up a new account. it was relitively painless last time and the installer dude was decent looking. Hopefully history will repeat itself. Until then I am at the mercy of the library, Coming over to steph’s place (like im doing right now, and i HATE this iBook thing she has) or at the very least, my work computer that hasnt been upgraded since 1991. I’m guessing.

Shut your fucking mouths, you elitist fucks. I KNOW all your arguments against it and I agree with most of them but the site it merely a new social tool like anything else. I’ve stopped complaining about cell phones because I realised that it’s just the way society is shifting. Do the same thing, grow a little, and just ignore it if it bugs you that much. I mean, I hate babies and I just ignore them. Problem solved.

Holy Shit, God does exist!!! I know this because I can play scrabble online! I made a friend online, as I’m prone to doing once in a while, who mentioned Scrabble. I bought a new Scrabble set a few months ago and have yet to use it. I can’t seem to get any friends to play with me, most likley because I rush home to get on the computer. This is the perfect solution!
If anyone wants to play, download this program and hunt me down. I’m usually on late at night. The program can be found here. My username is (duh) Inkstand.

Here it is: RRC HAll of Douchebags
This was posted in the comments of Review #11, way back when. I just took a look at again and thought I’d share. The purpose is to showcase some very, very horrendous band photos. I could look at these all day, that is until my eyes are sore from staring at the computer. This happens a lot. One thing they love to point out is the number of photos featuring a band standing against a brick wall. They refer to them as brick-wallers.

Another thing they do, wich I find odd, is that they call any given band mamber “Jeremy” when they want to single them out. My friend Jeremy is the one who left the comment linking to this site. I doubt there’s a connection, but I’ll have to ask him.