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I had to throw this explanation from Joe Mathlete Explains Todays Marmaduke in because it might be the best one I’ve seen. Not only does it use my name (apparently owner-man’s name is Phil), Marmadukes writer has stumped Joe. As he has me. What the fuck is going on? We can only assume Marmaduke has an elevator in his doghouse, but that alone is absurd if only because it’s not like a trademark for Marmaduke. You know, like how Garfiled likes lasanga. I’m certainly not trying to explain this cartoon since Joe MAthlete can’t, nor will I ever try to do so. I won’t mention this blog again.

This morning I realized that I almost certainly have a drinking problem. Vowing not to drink for two weeks, I’ve been sitting around all day bored out of my mind. Not even new comics and soap operas have entertained me. I’m pretty sure all the drinking I’ve done latley has sucked any creativness right out of me. Luckily, a friend sent me to this blog, Joe Mathlete Explains Today’s Marmaduke wich in and of itself needs no explanation. This is one of the funnest things that I’ve come across this week. Others include the SciFi museum and Stephanie teaching me how to ride her motorcycle (I look pretty stupid ).

Gray Matter KimmieI’m glad that Josh has started writing a blog stemming from the Boontdusties page. With Gray Matter Kimmie Josh seems to be chronicling some of the important aspects of my patheticaly co-dependent group of friends. Okay, maybe I’m the only one who’s co-dependent, but that’s because I rarley meet people I like, muchless people who become a family to me. So far he has touched on some of the things that I was not around for because we all went to two different high schools in the same district. While Jake ping ponged between the two, KC and I were stuck at the shitty new one, Freedom. All the other cool kids went to Liberty. I met a few of them during high school, but thank God I assimilated into the tribe later on.
While it may seem that the content of this page is only of interest to those involved, I assure you our lives are better than anything you can ever read/watch/hear/feel/taste anywhere.

The wonderful thing about reviewing a web page on a web page is that I just have to link to it and you can go look at it yourself. Stuff on my Cat is awesome. It’s my new favorite page. it’s just what it sounds like.

These comics were reviewed on the Lick the Pole review site (see links) and when I tried to look at them the first time it didn’t work. This weekend I was finally able to read them and this is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. The humor is morbid, ironic and cynical, if not subtle, and the artwork is not only beautiful but impressively diverse. There are new cartoons on Sundays, the site says. I hope there are many more to come.

Go there: Perry Bible Fellowship