Here’s a letter I found on a bulletin board from a guy who thinks Citibank is chasing after him. I particularly like the last sentence about how “this is part of a pattern of stalking and harassment I have suffered ever since I was diagnosed as having a learning disability, a higher than average IQ, and liberal thoughts at CR in 1979-1980.”
Click on the picture, and choose “view all sizes” to get a closer look into the maddness.

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