Virtual Salvation

Tim has a new-ish post about the dilemma of Virtual Adultery in the world of Second Life, and how people are being paid to be “detective” avatars that seek out cheating husbands. He also mentions teledildonics, but that is outside the scope of this post.

Because seriously, the solution to all of these problems lies in one thing, and one thing only: the fulfillment of one’s life through Jesus Christ. Let it be well known that free will still exists in the networked land of SL, even under the scorching taxation of $9.95 a month just to live and roam (and fly).

I believe that all men are free in Christ. And so one must logically conclude that those who confess their sins in a simulated Church will be just as saved as the next man. Why, I even did it myself. Salvation has never been this easy, now just a point and click away!

The sacrament of Baptism open to all!

Now I want to know, is who hears these script-generated prayers?