Is there a lawyer in the house?

My roommate Ryan decided to finally go and get a checking account instead of having wadded up dollar bills consistently falling out of his pockets. The closest bank to our house is a little Bank of America, so he rolled in there and signed up for a regular account. Apparently “B of A” has this policy of asking new folks if they were recommended by any existing customers; Ryan wasn’t sure, but he put my name and our address down on the forms, and away he skipped into banking bliss.

Alright, I feel like I should give you a disclaimer before I go on: “I swear by everything that is holy and good and deep-fried that this is a real blog and not some forwarded chain mail.”

I say this because as crazy as it sounds, about two weeks later Ryan received a check in the mail for SIXTY DOLLARS — just for signing up!!!

Even stranger, yours truly received 25 dollars as well, apparently for “recommending him”, (which, for the record, I did not). So my little Perry Masons, this is where the legal issue comes into play:

I am not, nor have I ever been, a “customer” of Bank of America.

So then, should I cash the check? Or should I tuck it away and never look at it again as my mother suggets?


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