I do not know what got into me, but I am kicking ass tonight. I edited this floating copy of the Crossroads soap opera into separate segments for your viewing pleasure. Back in highschool, Jake, Josh, Ryan Galloway, the other Ryan, and Shawn Sloan all worked on these shorts that were played for the entire school over the television network. I may do some more expository writing on the wonders of each episode, but for now I will put on my reviewers hat and say:
“A beautiful portrait of a “Puberty Concentration Camp”, this episodic narrative mirroring Save By The Bell is more dark comedy than parody.”
Introduction 
Episode 1
Episode 2 
Episode 3 
Episode 4 
Episode 5 
Making of Crossroads Of Note: In episode three, Jake added some Boontling to the script. If you pay close attention, when reprimanding one of the students a “Narq” says “I’ll have you thrown outta hear faster than you can say “huskin’ yer heerjick at the hurdy-gurdy*”
*Masturbating with your phallus at the carnival
Garrett wins.
What do I win? And what for?
Garrett
P.S. I have a question for Josh. In your role as the highschool valet(?) (Episode 5), what was your main “motivation”? The agony in your mumbled “Destiny, your ride is here” has an almost Densel quality to it and I am fascinated by what emotional content fueled such passionate acting.
Ya know, Viacom deleted your links to crossroads from youtube. Did you guys do some sort of copyright violation?
No. I have no idea why they deleted them.