Wolfman’s got nards!

This is a music video from my first highschool band, the Wyld Stallyns. At this point we did not have a drummer and I really didn’t know how to play guitar. I mostly danced around and looked like an idiot - which at the time was my sole mission in life.

Landon (the tall guy) made the video for what would remain perhaps one of our most remembered songs. “Wolfman’s got nards” is a quote from a wonderful eighties movie called “Monster Squad” that I was obsessed with. The movie has to do with monsters taking over a small town and a small troupe of kids having to find a virgin to open the gates of limbo before complete anarchy is unleashed. The title of the song comes from a great scene where “Fat Kid” finds out whether or not lycanthrope are anatomically correct.

The song has nothing to do with creeps and ghouls. I think it’s about Landon getting broken up with by his first girlfriend Liza. I think there is even a brief shot he took through the windshield of his car staring out at a meadow that is an homage to the very spot she crushed his sophmore heart. Look for it.