Archive for August, 2007

Eastern Star

Monday, August 27th, 2007



Eastern Star

Originally uploaded by hollowearthradio

New in the annals of Hollow Earth Radio’s Found Sound Archives comes : “Such is the nature of all associations …”. I found this tape in a bulky oversized recorder from the eighties that was calling my name. It was completely on a whim that I would choose to walk into the Goodwill that day, but I noticed the tape inside and listened. There appeared to be voices. I took it home.

On the walk back I listened to people riding in a pickup truck out to their farm and talking about turning on Aurora. So we can determine that it is local…

Later, and what appears here in mp3 format, a snippet from some sort of city meeting which I believe to have occurred in Ballard.

On the other side of the tape is a woman rehearsing an ordination for someone into the Order of the Eastern Star. Google that shit. And if you don’t see me again, this tape is why.

You will hear the woman talk briefly – rehearsing her lines when she interjects on accident over the city council meeting. It seems to be perfect timing.

One of my new favorites.

~Garrett (Hollow Earther)

MP3: Eastern Star

Dick is: “Taking the Initiative”

Monday, August 20th, 2007



“Seated at a conference table in the 1960’s-era Wallingford offices of his iconic namesake burger chain, 83-year-old Dick Spady says he long ago moved beyond burgers to pursue other passions …. Citizen communication is what our society is missing, believes Spady, and the key element is community: people gathering regularly and getting to know one another on a social level. Spady has been thinking about community and leadership since his studies at the UW’s Graduate School of Business. His conversation is replete with social-science terminology, and he gleefully tosses around phrases like “algorithmic networking social technology.”

-Seattle Magazine

I wonder what kind of algorithms are being tossed around at 2am with that crowd of drunkards they have milling about the Wallingford “Dicks”. Makes you wonder.

Gate Keeper

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Yesterday on a break at work, I spent some time meditating and looking at my new scooter keys and my keychain. I decided it was a good exercise to organize the whole thing – getting rid of any keys I no longer needed.

The whole process got me to thinking about keys in and of themselves. I became instantly fascinated in how they work – the power we all trust in with their intricate and complex bumps.

Anyone who knows me well knows how annoyed I am with locking things up – I think it’s obnoxious to put faith in midnight rituals of making sure all the doors are locked in your house. This mostly stems from the way I grew up in the country where we never had to lock a door (we were robbed twice by the way… but we still never got into the habit of locking up).

I usually find it more of an inconvenience to make sure all the doors are secure – I don’t know how many times I’ve had to waste waiting for a tow truck to come open a door where the keys are still in the ignition, or hours spent trying to climb in through a window because I left the house key on the counter.

I remembered being in a buddhist monastery for a college retreat and having to wait around while the monks search frantically for a set of keys to open the doors to the temple. That one has always confused me.

Anyway. I was on my break and I was playing with my keys, and I wondered how hard it would be to learn to pick locks.

Here’s where the Storm-trooper/Melchizedek weirdness reared it’s head:

About an hour after my break this landed in my rss feed:

Guide to picking locks

WTF? This was on a productivity blog. Why the hell are they posting about picking locks? Because I psychically googled it?

I am thinking about ways to use this strange coincidence in a ritual practice.
Hopefully this weekend I can go to the University Village key copy place
and buy 1 key that can not open any locks (it has not been cut). Then I will seek out a “skeleton key” that will open any lock. These seem like two good amulets to have in my possession.

Melchizedek

Sunday, August 12th, 2007

There’s a great story from Jacques Vallee, posted on Rigorous Intuition:

One afternoon in Los Angeles in the winter of 1976, the week he began compiling his notes on various branches of the UFO cult “the Order of Melchizedek” for what became Messengers of Deception, Jacques Vallee stood curbside at Sunset Boulveard and hailed a taxi. He looked downstream at the rush hour traffic, raised his hand towards several oncoming cabs, and one swerved into the curb lane and stopped for him. After a short ride, during which Vallee did not discuss his current research, he paid his fare and accepted a receipt. He stuffed it in his wallet and thought nothing more of it, until two days he noticed it was signed Melchizedek:

[Vallee explains]“…There is only one Melchizedek listed in the LA phone book, and I have the receipt signed by the driver right in front of me. It was this incident that convinced me to put more energy into understanding the nature of such coincidences.”

Vallee, who is both a computer scientist and a UFOlogist, invested his energy in Information Theory, which led to his model of an Associative Universe.

Time and space may be convenient notions for plotting the progress of a locomotive, but they are completely useless for locating information…. What modern computer scientists have now recognized is that ordering by time and space is the worst possible way to store data. In a large computer-based information system, no attempt is made to place related records in sequential physical locations. It is much more convenient to sprinkle the records throughout storage as they arrive, and to construct an algorithm for retrieval based on some type of keyword…..

The Melchizedek incident that I experienced on February 21, 1976 suggested to me that the world might be organized more like a random database than like a sequential library. Since there is only one person named Melchizedek in the LA phone book, I have to conclude that mere coincidence cannot explain this incident. Alternative explanations are equally inadequate, unfortunately. I did not discuss my research with the driver, so a hoax is out of the question. There could be a well-organized conspiracy against me, of course, to put lady taxi drivers on my path with names related to my current reading interests, but the motivations of such conspirators would be rather obscure! Fortunately, another avenue of explanation exists.

If there is no time dimension as we usually assume there is, we may be traversing events by association. Modern computers retrieve information associatively. You “evoke” the desired records by using keywords, words of power: you request the intersection of “microwave” and “headache” and you find 20 articles you never suspected existed. Perhaps I had unconsciously posted such a request on some psychic bulletin board with the keyword “Melchizedek.” If we live in the associative universe of the software scientist rather than the sequential universe of the space-time physicist, then miracles are no longer irrational events.

On Friday night I had some friends over and we got to talking about the Fremont Solstice Parade – a naked bike ride and sexual inneundo extravaganza in the streets of Seattle that’s fun for the whole family!!! Someone mentioned that one year a whole bunch of people showed up with Storm trooper costumes and that they found it to be rather awkward amongst all the naked hippies body-painted in paisley and leopard print. I remember immediately seeing this image in my head of people wearing storm trooper helmets but painting the rest of their exposed flesh to mimic the uniform.

Here’s the weird thing: Later, right before I feel asleep in a drunken fog, I saw this picture in my boingboing.net rss feed:

What the hell? I shot off an email to Tim who I had told about the Melchizedek story, and he in return sent me this wikipedia article which explained it in more detail. One thing caught my eye:

“Gnostic Revelations

A collection of early Gnostic scripts found in 1945, known as the Nag Hammadi Library, contains a tractate pertaining to Melchizedek. Here it is revealed that Melchizedek is Jesus Christ[8]. Melchizedek, as Jesus Christ, lives, preaches, dies and is resurrected.”

Two conclusions, one question:

1. I really like what Vallee had to say about a database universe. The fact that concentrating on a certain idea or image may indirectly pull in similar or related images into your reality is pretty amazing. It’s as we’re all individually “googling our reality” and living and dying in the search results.

2. But I am beginning to think he was missing a major point – maybe there was only one “Melchizedek” in the white pages BECAUSE IT WAS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE MET IN THAT CAB! OF COURSE THERE’S ONLY GOING TO BE ONE LISTED IN THE PHONE BOOK!

3. Where does all of this put my coincidence with the storm trooper sex pots, hmmm?

Lovely Cecilia

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007



Lovely Cecilia

Originally uploaded by hollowearthradio

This is a tape that Amber and I found at the White Elephant thrift store in Ravenna.

I think it’s a mix tape of home recordings some guy did for a girl named “Cecilia” that he was trying to impress. The music ranges from killer riffage, to skinny puppy esque industrial, to ambient ambient, to Jonathon Richmond type sing songs. Freaking weird.

The back of the tape just says “Originals”.

Download all of them here:

1. Riffin’ My Love

2. A skinnier puppy

3. Ambient ambient

4. I can fly higher than an eagle

5. a modern lover

2. a stairway to heaven

Who’s with me?

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Jenkem