Tweets for today:
- And now, a cosmology of Mario World as understood by the main characters and channeled by myself at 5:00am this morning.
- Luigi: “Death is easy to understand. You squish up into a tiny ball, then simply fall OFFSCREEN.” Mario: “Any other idea is pure fairy tale”
- The Mario Bros are known atheists, citing scientific research on the evolution of turtle wings to be the main catalyst for their conversion.
- However, Princess Toadstool thinks “there are ways to continue after death”, an idea she arrived at via shamanic work w/ the fire plant.
-Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if somewhere there was a God laughing at how cute it is that His video game has little video games too?
