Mario World

Tweets for today:

- And now, a cosmology of Mario World as understood by the main characters and channeled by myself at 5:00am this morning.

- Luigi: “Death is easy to understand. You squish up into a tiny ball, then simply fall OFFSCREEN.” Mario: “Any other idea is pure fairy tale”

- The Mario Bros are known atheists, citing scientific research on the evolution of turtle wings to be the main catalyst for their conversion.

- However, Princess Toadstool thinks “there are ways to continue after death”, an idea she arrived at via shamanic work w/ the fire plant.

-Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if somewhere there was a God laughing at how cute it is that His video game has little video games too?

One Response to “Mario World”

  1. arinn says:

    LOVE IT.

    the little koopas are a religious cult!

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